H: I thought that maybe that was a special.ĭ: I thought that was your name, and well you know, that maybe your parents were actors or something. H: Well, duh! Did you not, yourself, refer to me as Demon Witch? Enough with the chit chat, give me The Artifact! H: I don't know who you are! Oh! I got a. Heybenstance: No need for the introduction DeathSpank, I know who you are! H: That could've fit all on one screen and it would've gone a little fast. I'm going to break some of her barrels because she is obviously not a fan of her barrels. So, I assume drumsticks are for health and there's, uh. There's chicken right here! Will you drop chicken if I kill chicken? Yes, you will! A cooked drumstick, all I have to do is hit you. Um, so uh, people seem to be dropping chicken fairly regularly. Death, and death! Did I miss any chicken bones? Ah! There's some money. Have you guys ever played Diablo? I'm a fan of Diablo. Don't you know?! Hey, you hit me too! Geez! Don't stop clicking Hank! They will hit you if you stop clicking. I probably missed a joke at the end of that. He totally died.ĭ.thingies when the justice meter is full. It's very fun, it's kinda funny, it's cute, it's well designed and it's pretty. H: Ehh! The First Outhou- this is my map! Excellent! Okay, DeathSpank so far, uh, I played this a little bit to get the hang of it. There's an outhouse here.ĭeathSpank: If I am slain in combat I will automatically resurrect at these scented outhouses.ĭ: You can also travel between outhouses by a means I don't care to explain. oo yeah, so left click is the crossbow.Ĭheesy Salesman Voice: Make sure you do this incredibly exciting, non specific thing. And beating up barrels, one of my favorite past times. How do I.? Oh, ah! Yes, you're all dead now. N: A journey that will finally lead him to The Artifact. DeathSpank clutches in his hand the final clue! In a life's journey paved in blood and steel and bacon. N: Led there by a guy too smart to go any further. N: I'll begin my tale at the doorstep of the Demon Witch Ms. N: To becoming a hero worthy of the power of The Artifact. his life to becoming a hero to the downtrodden, a vanquisher of evil, and a dispenser of justice! N: Fore it was told in his destiny to possess a powerful artifact. H: You probably already know that I'm going to be calling this DeathHank. Some called a curse and other called a hero, but a man they all called. It is a story I need to tell before I grow too old to remember. Old Woman Narrator: The world almost ended once. This is it! We are about to learn a true story of DeathSpank! Let's listen in and see what it is.

Hank: Hello, and welcome to Hank Green plays DeathSpank! A game that I have on my computer and I am playing it for fun.

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